YOU SPILLED MY COFFEE By Tom Jensen
An old lady in a Lincoln just cut you off
'Cause there's some place she's gotta go
Oh man, don't it just piss you off
Spilling hot coffee all over your clothes?
And when you finally flipped her off
She just stuck up her nose
Now I know it happens all the time
But it's really getting old....
Somebody once asked me
What I do for work
I try to restore
People's faith in humanity....
Yeah...and it's a fulltime job
Because there's just
So much work to do
How many times
You been ripped off?
How many times
Have you been screwed?
Yeah...well me, too
It's those little things in life
That tell you all you need to know
Little things that'll cut you like a knife
Leave you with no place safe to go...
Once I didn't leave my room
For almost nine months straight
I felt like a child in the womb
But at least I was free from hate
Yeah, once I gave up on people
I finally said I had had enough
I left my boat floating in the water
When the paddling got too tough
Cause an old man in a tugboat he cut me off
Because there was some place he had to go
Oh man, I just got pissed on...
By a pelican who thinks I'm a post...
And when I finally flipped her off
She just stuck up her nose
Now I know it happens all the time
But it's really getting old....
That's why I get high
'Cause I'd rather live in a dream
Than deal with this insane reality
Somebody once asked me
What I do for work
I try to restore
People's faith in humanity....
Yeah...and it's a fulltime job
Because there's just
So much work to do
How many times
You been pissed on or off?
How many times
Have you been screwed?
Yeah...well me, too