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George W. Bush is still my least favorite president ever! Does anybody remember that catchy song by FEIST in those commercials a long time ago? 1 2 3 4 was their song but this one starts off 4 3 1 2…
The only thing I dislike more than W is domestic violence against women… The NFL has a big problem with players smacking women… Van Morrison sang DOMINOE but you can sing DOM VIO instead…
What if instead of meeting a CINNAMON GIRL, Neil Young met a CINNABON GIRL? That song is much different…
Paul Simon would be proud of the advice given to this man who has been lacking in the ladies department… He was not informed that there are FIFTY WAYS to f*%k your lover…
And by the way… SHE DON’T COME EASY – just ask RINGO STARR!
Once upon a time there was a band called the PRESIDENTS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA… I bought their album and on it was a song called LUMP… Hmmm… Thirty-something years later it would all make sense to me as TRUMP was voted into office… POTUS were really profits of the future… Now about those PEACHES…
Back in the early 2000’s there were seventeen high school students who all got pregnant at the same time so they could raise their kids together… They became the GLOUCESTER SEVENTEEN and I think it’s safe to say that Sinatra would agree it wasn’t A PRETTY GOOD YEAR for all those girls…