X MARKS THE SPOT by Tom Jensen
Now it's an 'X'
What used to be the 'G'
When it comes to having sex
What's happening to me?
I used to be involved
Now I watch it on T.V.
Some might say I have evolved
I'd like to hang them from a tree...
My movie's rated X
But my sex life's rated G
Sure, X might mark the spot
But reporting live
from behind your mother...
Is where I'd Dan Rather be
'Cause she so damn hot!
I'd love to pluck her
Down to that last fig leaf
First I'd taste the fruit
Then I'd plant some seeds
I’d mark my territory like a wolf
Spraying every tree that I see
Then I’d ask her to give it to me
Just one more time!
Before I fell back asleep