WISH I WET MY BED by tom jensen
I got no bounce in my step
No mojo left inside my soul
Because last night I stubbed my baby toe
Now it feels like it might be broken…
No lights on and I had to pee
Turned the corner at warp speed
Needed relief…didn’t care I couldn’t see
That’s when the coffee table jumped out at me…
(can I get a drumroll please?…then the symbols clashing! haha)
Whack!
(pause for dramatic effect…)
Such foul censored words
Were never ever before
Or since heard spoken
In hindsight and retrospect
I wish I wet my bed instead
And never at all had awoken
I wish I wet my bed!
And that’s the end of this song…