UH THAT'S CHRISTMAS NANA By Tom Jensen
Has anyone seen my apron?
Has anyone seen my keys?
I can't see too well
Without my glasses
I lost them too
While I was stirring peas
By the way...
Do you know where my car is?
I could have sworn I drove it home
But at least I know when my birthday is
Because this nice man
Who knew I'd forget
He kindly carved it on a stone
Well thanks for helping me find my apron
I left it hanging around my waist
When I opened my car door
In the ignition I found
The keys I'd misplaced
Maybe I'll remember
Where I left my glasses
After a good night's sleep
So I'll go to bed
But wouldn't you know it
When I went in to brush my teeth
I looked in the mirror
And I saw those glasses
On the top of my head
This is just part
Of getting a little older
When you start to forget more
Than most people remember
I just hope you don't forget my birthday
On the twenty-fifth day of December