TRUMP By Tom Jensen & POTUS
(spoof of LUMP by The Presidents of the United States of America- how is that for dramatic irony, huh?)
Trump sat alone on his t.v. show
No apprentices anywhere since he’d fired everyone he knows
So he returned way up high in the sky to the top of the tower
As people everywhere tremble in fear when they hear he’s now got the power
He’s Trump, he’s Trump
Did something die on his head?
He’s Trump, he’s Trump, he’s Trump
“If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
That’s what he said…
Trump lingered last in line for charm
Gays, Women minorities and liberals all want to do him harm
Small things like empathy, compassion and such he seems to lack
He bought his wife a brand new set of tits
Fifty grand in each hand he pulled them right off of the rack
He’s Trump, he’s Trump
Did something die on his head?
He’s Trump, he’s Trump, he’s Trump
“There’s nothing in the world like first rate pussy!”
That’s what he said…
Once Trump took a dump and ran out of toilet paper
So he asked his daughter to fetch him her hamster and a stapler
The Donald came out about an hour or so later
Smile on his face like he just pulled off a heist or a caper
He’s Trump, he’s Trump
Did something die on his head?
He’s Trump, he’s Trump, he’s Trump
“My Twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth.”
That’s what he said…
Is this Trump out of his head?
I think so
Is this Trump out of his head?
I think so
Is this Trump out of his head?
I think so
Is this Trump out of his head?
I think so