TOILET PAPER SONG by tom jensen
Wipe with left
Shake with right
That's the secret...
The meaning of life
When you walk into the outhouse
Check for toilet paper first
Or else you might have to switch hands
And sing this song in reverse:
Then it would be:
Wipe with the right
Shake...
Let's start over
Then it would be:
Wipe with the right
Hell, shake with the right, too
Might as well be like everyone else
Keeping one hand clean for you...