SUNDAY MORNING SEX by Tom Jensen
Where is Noah when you need him?
As the water runs God says,
"We're even!"
Stupid humans now see
What you've done
There's ten feet of mud
That now fills the Garden of Eden
Yeah, you read the book
Never calling the legend a myth
So you never believed
That it would come to this...
With so many false idols
Just who could resist?
Went to church on Sunday
And then became a hypocrite
As you stood on your roof and you shook your fists
Deceiving in believing that being blessed
Would be better than this
Oh...someone free me from this misery
Today, not unlike yesterday
Is still not how it should be
There's way too many people
Gazing up at the steeple
Wondering silently
If this whole damn thing ends violently
Yes...once they sought to confide in me
But those days have long gone
They have passed
Maybe I was wrong when I asked:
"If Judas had turned the other cheek
Would he have been slapped?"
Perhaps
I am worse than Judas
And I ain't talking about the priest
'Cause God sorta sees me as a blasphemist
Just because I got another belief...
Repent, repent, repent
I promise I'll never do it again
Now may I go in peace?
Finally I have my freedom
Received relief so to speak
The big guy in the sky
Is the only one to take creed in
Oh sh$%, this hypocrite just told a lie
She just walked on by
And as she batted her eyes
I looked down between my own thighs
And only saw with one eye
I do believe I am gonna die...
Because...
It's the best stuff on earth
But it's not made by Snapple
And to think that Adam
Only settled for an apple
Oops! You dropped your fig leaf Eve
I just heard the voice of God
Say I think it's time for you to leave...
You better leave the garden
Now that you've had your fun
If Eve came from a rib
Then you know where...
The snake came from