STUPID by Tom Jensen
I used to get drunk And do stupid
Then everybody I was with They'd all get pissed
The next day They would say
I can't believe what you said
I'd respond ahh my f&*Aing head
Then sure as hell
They'd fill me in
On all the dumb s#$t
I either said or did
You pushed over a porta pottie
Guess who was in it?
Some little hottie
Needless to say
She wasn't happy
When she came out
B$tch fA&ing slapped me
I beat my chest like a monkey
And then I scampered away
My friend said the whole thing was funny
But she was a sure thing for getting laid
Doh!