SOUTHERNERS AND SIX YEAR OLDS By Tom Jensen (7/22/2017)
When it comes to all those dollar Bills
Living up there both in and with the Hills
Nothing much has really changed
So you're saving it up for a rainy day...
I guess that's why when it's sunny
The men then get to go out and play
Since they make the most money
I guess it's a fair trade...
Just so long as you've left with something reproductive to do
You can't get yourself in trouble
By having too much time
Or the wrong attitude
Well, Southerners are like six year olds
That's why I generally treat 'em both the same
I start by showin' 'em somethin' shiny
And try not to curse the Lord's name in vain!