SHE DON’T COME EASY by Tom Jensen and Ringo Starr
(spoof of IT DON’T COME EASY by Ringo Starr)
One, two,
One, two, three, four!
She don’t cum easy
You know she don’t cum easy
You’ve asked a lot of dudes who’ve said that it’s the truth
Now you know she don’t cum easy
You can open up your mouth and stick your tongue way out
But you’ll just get claustrophobic and queasy
Spread those legs apart
Let’s cum together
She said but before you even start
I want you to know that I’ve had better...
It don’t matter if you’re gonna fuck or if you lick and suck
We all know she don’t cum easy
She’ll stack ‘em side by side lined up in rows of five
Asking, “Who’ll be the one to please me?”
Wet… that pussy is what you want to make it
Sure, she’s lied to other guys
Look her in the eyes and watch out that she don’t fake it
You’ve asked a lot of dudes who’ve said that it’s the truth
Now you know she don’t cum easy
You can open up your mouth and stick your tongue way out
But you’ll just get claustrophobic and queasy
Wet… that pussy is what you want to make it
Sure, she’s lied to other guys
Look her in the eyes and watch out that she don’t fake it
It don’t matter if you’re gonna fuck or if you lick and suck
We all know she don’t cum easy
She’ll stack ‘em side by side lined up in rows of five
Asking, “Who’ll be the one to please me?”