SECRET CODE by Tom Jensen
I just lost another dealer
Yes, I coulda stopped
After I copped a cheap feel
Surely all would’ve been forgiven
But of course….I mounted that horse!!!
Which in secret code means I didn’t
First we took a drink
And then the drink took us
We used to drive ourselves
But now we take the bus
I said goodnight…and she said:
“Say hello to the sun for me…”
She said she had a date with a pillow…
To which I responded: “Oh…how dreamy”
You know I lived in a camper once
It was kinda fun for the first couple of months
Getting stoned and driving around
You could never get lost
Or you could never be found…
But knock twice – for I could be creating life…
You know I dated a stripper once
It sure was a blast for the first couple of months
We had our highs and lows
And our share of thrills
But she kept blowing her nose
Soon I ran outta bills…
You know I was a councilor for lepers once
It was kinda fun for the first couple of months
But I couldn’t uses phrases
That us unafflicted often say and hear
Like won’t you please give me a hand
Or won’t you kindly lend me your ear…
I just lost another dealer
Yes, I coulda stopped
After I copped a cheap feel
Surely all would’ve been forgiven
But of course….I mounted that horse!!!
Which in secret code means I didn’t