PRISON GUARD ANTHEM by Tom Jensen
The witnesses are silent
But I’m not buying it
I’ll give ‘em a place to sleep tonight
Oh so convenient
They weren’t on the scene when
It came down to wrong versus right
There is no greater fury
Than that of the prison guard
The judge and the jury
When the testimony is complete
We’ll sweep you off your feet
When you want to raise hell
We’ll take you off to your cell
And if that does fail
Then we’ll raise your bail
No more breakfast in bed
You’re even lucky to get fed
Eat now
Sh*t now
Sleep now
Get beat now
Can’t quit now
Go weep now