PLASTIC RAP by Tom Jensen
Her vagina was warm and moist - like mashed potatoes
Her breasts hung ripe like - two juicy tomatoes
Her legs were long and lean
Her nipples were perky and hard as lima beans
She had the sweetest candy ass I had ever seen
She had it going on from her head to her toes
And suffice to say every orifice in between
Sure I know a lot of hymen rhyming words
I've surely met my share of flirty dirty girls
Well one day while I was wandering for seashells
Suddenly she came along and dropped on me a bombshell
I got me a raw deal — sure they say time heals
But I wasn't saved from the tidal wave
For ever since that day I've been walking on eggshells
Well I've always known that sassafras cures syphilis
So after I grabbed her ass I said, "I could get used to this."
Since I didn't have no plastic wrap... sure, I gotta rash
But what man would resist? Wish it was me 'cause now I got a kid