PICNIC by Tom Jensen
I went to a picnic
Said to the thick chick
I’ll show you a magic trick
If you give it a quick lick
Pulled out my dipstick
With the flick of her wrist
She made it a big dick
Seeking to get sticked
She sucked it and stuffed it
But it got stuck
In her butt
When we f*cked
‘Til I busted a nut
And then it loosened up
I saw the coast was clear
Like David Coppa Feel
I disappeared into thin air
(and that was the magic trick right there)