ORDER IN THE COURT by Tom Jensen
I figured half the jury would live to serve me
And in a day everyone
And I mean everyone will have heard of me
And within a week I'd be released
Yes this is just an allusion
to one man's idea for a solution
My proclamation to clean up pollution
Hey, it's an idea at the very least
Doctor...I ain't seen one since I got laid off
My old medical bills still ain't been paid off
Free health care... we all want it but ain't got it
Senators and Congress people know we really want it
Meanwhile deals are being made
As crooks are getting paid
Changing their mind on what they said
What's inside YOUR wallet?
What did you put in your pocket?
'Cause I keep sinking in debt
So I suggest you stop it
Or we're gonna start chopping off
The tops of the totem poles
For they make for great gallows poles
Now it's time to start diggin' holes
When Charlie got convicted on murder one
Charlie yelled out, "But I killed two"
And with that... the whole room had a laugh
One person got very angry and had to be removed
The judge shouted, "Order in the court"
Charlie replied, "How 'bout number three?"
And with that... his lawyer's neck was snapped
This time the room clapped and the jury set Charlie free