OH JUANITA by Tom Jensen
Oh Juanita....
Tell me the reasons why
You're collecting commissions
Off the rise and fall of peoples lives
Oh Juanita...
Tell me why did you lie?
I know it was for money
But what are the reasons behind...
Why some look and see people as colors
While others see people in binary code?
Why do the Jones make everybody jealous?
As the herd gets lured down Slaughter Road
Breath my last gasp breathe
Right before my financial death
As you place me in a pile
Along with all the rest...
When I told you to your face
That you were a disgrace
To the entire human race
No, you didn't like that...........
So quickly in haste
You cried... then you tried
To punch me in the face
I watched as you fell flat
Ha ha....
I just had to laugh:
What they say about me is that:
"He can be brilliant when he's being either cynical or lyrical"
What they say about you is that:
"She's such a b%tch I bet she pours black coffee on her cereal"
What do they say about me...oh gee...
"He grew up to be my child's hero"
What do they say about you...oooh
"She sends letters to people reducing them to numbers...
She spends too much time counting ones and zeros"
Oh Juanita...
you know I wrote this song for you
So that all of your friends
Can ask these questions of you:
Oh Juanita why do you lie?
Do you do it just for the money?
Does it make you feel superior?
Does it boost your sense of pride?
Oh Juanita...you make me wanna cry