NOW BOARDING
Whenever I see a sign
That says "now boarding"
My heart begins to ache
And my body it starts hurting
The people have spoken and are speaking:
My oars are broken and my boat's leaking
Of course the rudder's bent
Fallen mast mis-shapen
I hold no more reservations
'Bout myself safely escaping
I lost the motor...it's a mile back under water
Yet the course I steered to here
It was completely chartered
I'm afraid I've never been good
Great or well-led in navigation
My nickname at a young age was
Captain Head Scratching Hesitation
(haha)
It's well-earned and much deserved
As I waited (waded) in the water
Yet never walked the shore
That's when I'd go sailing inside my mind
As I'd crash into icebergs every single time
Sure I break things... But at least they're mine
The passengers safely bail
I'm the one laying it on the line
My name will never be Jonah...
Not afraid of being a big white whale
Thus here I sit in this boat all alone
With no one to share or tell this tale...
Whenever I see a sign that says "now boarding"
My heart begins to ache and my body it starts hurting
Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo ooh hoo hoo