NO THANKS BABE By Tom Jensen
I said no thanks babe
No I don’t want that
If you end up looking like your momma
That’ll be too damn fat
I’m not looking for a one-night stand
I’m looking for a wife
Not looking to just share my bed
Looking to share my whole life
It’s not easy
chopping down family trees
They call me the gardener
when I’m raking up your leaves
How many men
have you been with?
Any history of disease?
I need to know it all
So answer if you please