NEVER EXPECT IT By Your Wife & Tom Jensen
My wife’s a b*tch
That’s why she gets hit
When I get upset
I just raise my fist
She knows it well
She gave me hell
Then down she fell
Now she ain’t well
My wife’s a bitch
That’s why she gets hit
When I get upset (click sound)
I just raise (bang!)
(pause)
My husband’s dead
I shot him in the head
That’s the last time I said
Now the floor’s all red
Now I’m going off to bed
Later I’ll clean all this mess
Decide whether to confess
Or go and burn this bloody dress
(humming)
My husband’s dead
I shot him in the head
That was the last time I said...