MIC DROP by Tom Jensen
In I walk
You hear the mic drop
Even the hands of the clock stop
All the fans in stands knees knock
Once rhymes start dropping there’s no stopping
Girls kicking their knickers and panties off
As seats are getting wet from where it’s soft like cotton
The chicks with a flick of their wrists
Are lingerie tossing
We be G-string flossing
The floozies are using my sausage as a lozenge
Then I asked if salad tossing is an option
We all know I come with extra dressing
‘Cause I’m flexing and not stressing
But just to get that much flesh in
There is bound to be some messing
It will get down and dirty
If she’s flirty and under thirty
Hope you’re thirsty is she gets squirty
Look now we’re all sweaty ‘cause she’s ready
to have you and your best friend
to put it in and take it out
Now her mouth
Now her spout
Now her mouth
Now her spout
And now…
BABY PULL IT OUT!
Must be time to console
Oops…went in the wrong hole
(But it wasn’t REALLY the wrong hole)
Yeah, guys know…
(stop look around)
Hey, any bi’s blow?
I still get good wood on the fast ball!
Yes, I’ll fuck trannys who are passable
Go ahead…Make my day!
And lick my balls and a$shole!
In I walk
You hear the mic drop
Even the hands of the clock stop
All the fans in stands knees knock
Once rhymes start dropping there’s no stopping
Girls kicking their knickers and panties off
As seats are getting wet from where it’s soft like cotton
The chicks with a flick of their wrists
Are lingerie tossing
We be G-string flossing
The floozies are using my sausage as a lozenge
Then I asked if salad tossing is an option
We all know I come with extra dressing
‘Cause I’m flexing and not stressing
But just to get that much flesh in
There is bound to be some messing
It will get down and dirty
If she’s flirty and under thirty
Hope you’re thirsty is she gets squirty
Look now we’re all sweaty ‘cause she’s ready
to have you and your best friend
to put it in and take it out
Now her mouth
Now her spout
Now her mouth
Now her spout
And now…
BABY PULL IT OUT!
Must be time to console
Oops…went in the wrong hole
(But it wasn’t REALLY the wrong hole)
Yeah, guys know…
(stop look around)
Hey, any bi’s blow?
I still get good wood on the fast ball!
Yes, I’ll fuck trannys who are passable
Go ahead…Make my day!
And lick my balls and a$shole!