MEET MICHAEL HAWK By Tom Jensen
I called up this girl who
was going to see me tonight
She told me she was going to
a play with Michael Hawk…
Have you ever
met Michael Hawk?
I heard all his friends
call him Mike
He’s real friendly
with the ladies
There’s something
about him they all like
Have you ever
met Michael Hawk?
He’s what they call
a real stand up guy
He is over
six feet tall
And almost
two feet wide
Michael Hawk might look
a little strange to you
Because his head is purple
His belly is white
And his feet are blue
He’s a memorable man
that Michael Hawk…
He always leans
when he walks
He only wears one sock
And he never, ever talks
All the girls fall in love
with Michael Hawk
They say he’ll fit you
like a glove
that Michael Hawk
And that no
man rises above
Michael Hawk
Yes, he’s very well
thought of that
Michael Hawk
Come along with
Michael Hawk
Won’t you dance
with Michael Hawk?
Hum a song to
Michael Hawk
Wrap your hands
around Michael Hawk
But never laugh
at Michael Hawk
And never turn
your back on
Michael Hawk
Or you might get
slapped by
Michael Hawk
For he’s very rash
that Michael Hawk
Have him for breakfast
Michael Hawk
Make him supper
Michael Hawk
Introduce him to your
sister and mother
Michael Hawk
But not your
father or brother
Michael Hawk
He reminds me
of a pirate,
Michael Hawk
For he’s only got
one good eye
He’s made many girls
go blind
Other girls quiver
and other girls cry
If you ever
come across
Michael Hawk
Don’t hesitate to
give him a kiss
Just so long
as you don’t mind
The slight taste
of salt upon your lips