LIVING LARGE By Tom Jensen
When my fat girl
winked at me
I smiled back
Immediately
‘Cause I’ve learned to
like ‘em you see
hefty, chunky,
bumpy and large
You know when obesity
Comes running towards me
You know I don’t stray far
Oh yeah…oh yeah….
I’ve grown to love ‘em large
Sure she’s got some
pie on the thigh
And some rack on the lamb
But at least I found someone
Who loves me for who I am…
Sure she may sag a bed
Or perhaps maybe
even bend a chair
But it’s really good
for your head
To know she’ll
always be there…
Sure, she’s got more
than just one chin
And the girth of
two full-grown men
But she’s become
the center of my earth
Not because of
gravity but because
I know what true
love is worth…
It’s not weighed by
pounds of the flesh
Yet it’s so rare that
two people mesh
Sure, she fell on me
the last time we hugged
That’s not how or why
I got sucked
into the
belly button of love…
I just felt so cozy
so safe, so warm
And well-protected from
all of this world’s harm
So now I live here
in this place
Living off the
crumbs and gravy
that runs down
The sides of her face…
Sure, when she sits
she somehow expands
But we were meant
to become one
in God’s great big plan
Because I finally
found a girl
Who loves me
for all that I am
So when my fat girl
winked at me
I smiled back
Immediately
‘Cause I’ve learned to
love ‘em you see
hefty, chunky,
bumpy and large
You know when obesity
Comes running towards me
You know I don’t stray far
Oh yeah…oh yeah….
I’ve grown to love ‘em large
Oh yeah…oh yeah….
I’ve grown to love ‘em large