LIVING IN A JIMMY BUFFET SONG by tom jensen
You know you were drinking
too much for too long
When you find yourself living
in a Jimmy Buffet song…
I overextended
my stay in Margaritaville
I’m still wasted this morning
and will be for most of the day…
Now some people claim
That the worm is to blame
Why my brain feels like
it’s been scraping asphalt
I’ve just gotten to know
Some guy named Jose Cuervo
Yeah, we’ve been
hanging out together a lot
I woke up hung over
and feeling depressed
Looked to my right…
How’d I get myself into this mess?
Felt someone leaning
on my shoulder
Man, I’ve got to get
this weight off my chest
It seems that last night
I rode the fat girl express
I was sick to my stomach
Had a bad taste in my mouth
I heard a noise in the bathroom
And another one ton came out
Just like the rubber
I used her and was then intent
on throwing her away…
She knows (and she knows!)
I don’t love her
So I have no idea why she stayed…
No idea on why she stayed…