LITTLE SEX BUDDHA by Tom Jensen
Been gettin’ some sun on the guns
A little chrome on the dome
I’m one copulating fool
Bikinis dropping by the pool
Who’s next?
I got the latex
You’re correct
I practice safe sex
‘Cause kids cost a lot
Especially when you met their mom where?
Shit I forgot…
You see I can’t stop
Once I found out about the women
I’ve been determined to get up in it
The trouble now is getting out of it
The last three I been with:
A divorcee, an arsonist and a feminist
You see one burned her spouse
Another one burned down a house
And the last one on our list
Dumped me for a chick and then moved south
Said she left with a bad taste in her mouth
It’s over
She’s out
Yeah, and I’m a little teapot
Come and sip my spout!
So that flame’s gone I ain’t with her
Though a new one’s begun
Found a little sex buddha on twitter
She be hotter than the sun
The porn star?
Right you are!
My girlfriend’s name is Megan Rain
She’s been scored on more than Wilt Chamberlain
Them hole’s been getting filled
Since she reached the age of consent
Now her ass pays the bills
While dat pussy pays the rent
When her hand’s got a job
They’ll be paying our vacations
Just like when she’s corning the cob
Is what we call bank account inflations
When my baby lean’s up on your screen
You just can’t turn off the stream
All that blood running up through your veins
Make ya feel like a real man of steel again
Yeah, that’s my girlfriend
Little Sex Buddha
They don’t cum any cuter
Blue-aahhh!