HELLUVA DAY by tom jensen
I believe…
That fear is the main cause of cancer
I believe…
All questions should begin with answers
I believe…
Every problem has more than one solution
I believe…
Given time you shall find some kind of resolution
I believe…
Creating things that are built to destroy
I believe…
There’s no worse way to keep people employed
I believe…
Breaking things apart just to build them back up
I believe…
It’s just one click to the left of saying,
“I don’t give a f%&!^”
(Nah, I don’t give a flying f%&^*…)
I believe…
All good chips leave salty lips
I believe…
Chips don’t belong in pets nor kids
Since they were only meant for snacking
I believe…
The difference between presence and gifts
Is whether Santa’s on the rooftop
coming down the chimney…
Or just left mom’s bedroom
I believe…
Right now he’s hiding in the attic
(Haha…fat guy in the attic…)
I believe…
Whenever I open up my mouth
Not even god knows what’s gonna come out
Whatever pops into my head is usually what I say
And it’s gotten me in big trouble
These last couple of days…
Hey, what can I say?
Nothing but, “I don’t give a flying f%^&!
At least the fat guy in the attic had one helluva day!”
(He had one helluva day…)