GREAT GREATEST GREATEST-ER By Tom Jensen
As for the Alexander
Known as the Great
The end was near
For it was too late
When he said
They would have been wed
Had he only had a first date…
Yet they never met
So, no he never ever met her
Never wed her
Never bed her
And never wet her bed
For that matter!
That’s when the great
Heavy weight
Champion
Came on in
After being
At the gym
And with a grin
From nose to chin…
Muhammad Ali
Secretly
Told Alexander
And he quickly
Told me
That he
Agreed
That she
Was better
Who am I to disagree
With the two of greatest men
In all of history?
Either one could
Certainly turn me
Into Swiss cheese
Or if they pleased
A pile of shredded cheddar