FALLACY OF THE UNDISTRIBUTED MIDDLE By Tom Jensen
Some say that all Zs are Bs
And that Y is a B
So they think that Y is a Z
But not me…
That’s a fallacy that’s so easy to see
If you simply change
Z to mean Men and
B to be Human and then
Y to Mary
Ah... There we go…
You see, things get less hairy…
And certainly far less scary
NOW you’ll see things
Much, much more clearly
Once you become aware
Of the prosthetic phallacy
With its brutal honesty
Found in the fallacy
Of the undistributed middle
Here it is replied the same answer
To life’s most asked question…
To the world’s oldest riddle…
Within the earth’s oldest profession:
"Fifty bucks for a f%&k
But she only charges twenty more for head...
But I must first warn you that she could kill you
And I charge double for the dead!"