EANIE MEANIE by Tom Jensen
We’re gettin' laughed at by the laugh tracks of the T.V. shows
If I hear one more clap… Slap…
Someone’s getting punched right in the nose!
Eanie meanie miny moe
Tired of being talked to death by the radio
If he or she hollers
I’m pulling the plug, yo…
Eanie meanie miny moe
Dangle a politician out the window
If he or she hollers
Then let them go!
Eanie meanie miny moe
Next it’s time to fire a CEO
If he or she hollers
To the flame they go!
Eanie meanie miny moe