DOM-VIO lyrics by Tom Jensen & Van Morrison
(spoof of DOMINO by Van Morrison)
Note: Dom vio = domestic violence
NFL don't wanna discuss it
What causes concussions on women's brains
Fans may get disgusted
That's when channels start to change
In that case, destroy all evidence
Don't keep it under lock and key
Never have to worry
'Bout facts blowing back at you or back at me...
(Get it?)
no no Dom - Vio (not that night)
So long as there's no video of the fight
Lord, have mercy
I said no no Dom - Vio
You'll be alright
So long as there's no pictures of the fight
Say it again:
I said no oh no Dom - Vio
I said no-oh-no Dom - Vio
(Hid it)
There's no need for argument...
No there's no argument at all...
After you punched her in the elevator
And the camera captured her fall
Or vice versa
That depends on where ever you're at
(The knife)
Sometimes you get the O.J. treatment
And we wonder why they stop fighting back...
(Hit 'em)
Oh there's no video
(It's all right)
So go loco Rocky Marciano
Hey you Greg Hardy
There you go...
Lord have mercy!
I said
No Dom - Vio
If there's no video
They will let you go...
They said it's alright!
Say it again
No Dom - Vio
(Huh!)
I said
No no Dom - Vio
Well, Mr. Goodell I just don't wanna see
Someone who is clearly crazy's
Face on my T.V.
Playin' in the league
For my kids to see
For my kids to be
Uh - uh, not right
Uh - uh, not right
Uh - uh, not right
Uh - uh
I'm gonna leave
The NEXT time!