CAN’T DANCE By Tom Jensen
I said, “Hunny, I’d love to…but I can’t”
I can’t dance in these pants
They’re too big - I need a belt
But nobody’ll give me one
‘Cause the last time they did
I tried to hang myself
Some people only buy a thirty
And so they only get a little dirty
But when you buy it wrapped in pounds
Then you’re nuttier than mounds
Yeah, I give her some smoke
Oh…Watch as she goes loco
Well, ah…there you go…
Some things you weren’t sure of
Well, ah… now you know…
Well, ah…my boat floats
But everybody gets soaked
The captain's floored
So please just ignore it
He know who knows
What he just snorted?
You’ll need your raincoat
If you hop onboard
It’ll be a long strange trip
So don’t say I didn’t warn ya
And (3,2,1…blast off)…
Here we go again!!!
Oh Lord.