BOARDWALK By Tom Jensen
La la la la la la la la la
F%&k the Taliban….And that son of a b%tch Osama
I’m a liberal democrat….I waved my sign saying Obama
Finally found a black cat…. With no Tiger Woods-like drama
He’s such a great speaker…I’ll listen to him tell jokes about my mama
Well when…. Bill Clinton saw Michelle he said, 'hubba hubba!'
But we know he don’t get in trouble…that’s just Bubba being Bubba
Obama better have change because dollar Bill Clinton has really got me annoyed
Everybody loved America when no one was unemployed
Now your eyes aren't green with envy they're just plain blind
With rose colored glasses you can't read all the signs
By the time your lenses break you'll have run out of time
It seems that dollars wipe out sense
Got change?
Yeah I got it right here…
And you better stand clear
When I blow up all the banks
Everyone will give thanks
Next…Parker Brothers outlined in chalk
Time to pay rent and I own Boardwalk
Monopoly even has Bill Gates confused
I smashed the board
Hey Bill you lose!